Canada is a scary place
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My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

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I used to work at Pro Hockey Life and one time I was helping this guy with skates but he was in a really bad mood and ended up leaving and getting nothing then 10minutes later he came back in with Tim Hortons to say sorry if he was rude he just needed his Timmys and I felt so Canadian

I thought Canadians don’t get in bad moods?

We do when we don’t have Tims or during the hockey off season